Saturday, November 23
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Computer Chat – What did one computer say to the…
Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Drain – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, she wears waders…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Refrigerator – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she uses the…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Kneecaps – Yo’ Mama is so fat, her kneecaps smile.
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Polo Shirt – Yo’ Mama is so fat, her Polo…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Yellow Raincoat – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Polka Dots – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Same Bush – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, when she…
And You’re Not Even Drunk – Q: What did the pollock say when he ran…
Morning After the Orgy – Q: What is worse than waking up the morning after…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Ice Cream Truck – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she…
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