Wednesday, January 8
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
The Little Crab – There were two little crabs who…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Portraits – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, her portraits hang…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Bus – Yo’ Mama is like a bus: she’s big, she…
Yo Mama’s So Stupid – Yo’ mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked…
Yo mama’s so fat… Sherpas – Yo mama’s so fat, even Sherpas can’t climb her.
Yo Mama’s So Fat… Grass – Yo mama is so fat that when she asked,…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Food Stamps – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she ate…
Honeymooners – One day, a man was fishing on a dock across from a hotel…
The Cross-Eyed Cow – One day, a farmer was tending to his livestock when he…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Velcro – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, it sounds like…
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