Thursday, November 28
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Roosters vs. Lawyers – What’s the difference between a rooster…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… KFC – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she goes to…
God-given Legs – Why did God give women legs? So they don’t leave a trail…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Pennies – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she considers the…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Flashlight – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she bought a…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Conclusion – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she can’t even…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Front Door – Yo’ Mama is so poor, I walked…
Pee Up A Rope – Two men were out fishing, when they found a lamp…
Walks Into a Bar… Monkey Eats Everything – A guy walks into a bar with…
Sonny, Got Any Viagra? – An old man goes into a pharmacy, asks for two…
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