Thursday, November 28
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
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Two Old Ladies – Two old ladies are at the movies. "Psst," says one old…
Fat Woman – Once there was a man named BB. He had a very fat…
Jungle Gaiety – What do you call a sex-crazed gay cannibal? A head hunter!
The Native American Clock – A cowboy rides in the desert and comes upon a…
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Growing Old – Three old men were sitting on a porch. "I wish I could…
Hiney Bubbles – What’s gross? Farting in the bathtub. What’s grosser than that? Catching the…
The Midget – Did you hear about the midget that went into the whorehouse? He…
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