Thursday, November 28
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Amish Woman Driver – An Amish lady trots down the…
Redneck Offspring – A young hillbilly always went out to the barn to beat off…
Southern Hospitality in Flight – Two ladies, a Yankee and a Southern Belle, are sitting…
Lorena Bobbitt’ Car Accident – Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in…
Robot Booty Call… Angel – Am I dead, Angel? Because this must be Heaven. Of…
Biting – A man was in a bar all day and he had to use…
Geek Booty Call… Wavelength – You and I appear to be on the same wavelength.…
Yo’ Mama… Red Lobster – Yo’ Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
Incest Farm – What do you call an incestuous nephew? An aunt-eater.
Baby In A Blender… – Why do you put a baby in a blender feet…
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Alien Booty Call… Flibgrack – I’d sure like to flibgrack all over your slibnofs.
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Busy Redneck – Q: What do you call a redneck with a pig under one…
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