Tuesday, January 7
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Boudreaux and Pedro – One day ole Boudreax was going…
Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Belly Button – Yo’ Mama is so old, her belly…
Yo’ Mama Is So Flat… Tattoo – Yo’ Mama is so flat, she tattooed "Front"…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Imaginary Friend – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, her imaginary…
Kick Me – There was a little boy who got up one morning and was…
Man vs. Public Toilet – Q: What do men and public toilets have in common?A:…
Lost At The Golf Course – There was a guy on a golf course that…
Elephant Encounter – Q: What should you do if you come across an elephant?A: Apologize…
Camel Relief – A respected captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a remote…
Deaf Blonde – Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she…
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