Thursday, November 28
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Gas Station – Yo’ Mama is…
Two fraternity brothers… – Two fraternity brothers decide to go sailing one afternoon and become…
Falling Sign – One day, a man walks into a whorehouse and says, ”Give me…
Bill Gates and General Motors – Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of…
Another Tampon Term – Q: What’s another name for a tampon?A: Beaver dam.
Underbite – How can you tell if you have an underbite? You’re eating p***y and…
The worse thing after an orgy – What’s worse than waking up in the morning…
Snack Food – What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked…
Witches’ Broomsticks – Q: Why don’t witches wear undies?A: To get a better grip on…
Definition of Agony – Agony: a one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls.
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Fitness Freak and Frustrated Wife – One morning, while she was making breakfast, the…
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