Wednesday, November 27
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
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Fine Fly Dining – Two flies sit on a pile of poop. One fly passes…
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Having to Take a Whisper – Once there was a liitle boy in church. He…
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