Wednesday, November 27
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
NASA Chicken Canon – NASA engineers build a cannon that…
Steroid Breast Stroke – A female Olympic swimmer was talking with one of her teammates…
Golf Ball Hunt – Off the seventh tee, Joe sliced his shot deep into a…
Chapped Lips – One roomate said to another, “Man, this morning I woke up with…
The Blind Man – I see, said the blind man, peeing into the wind. It’s…
Turbo-Charged Fashion – Did you hear about the lady at Wal-Mart that was trying on…
Gross, Grosser, Grossest II – What’s grosser than gross? Ten babies in one mail box.…
You-Wanna-Do-What-To-Me-Elmo? – What does Michael Jackson call a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll? Bait!
Piss Paul Pete – There once was a girl named Suzy Brown Said no one…
Warming the Skunk – Jim and Lena were driving around the countryside when they ran…
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The Seven Dents – What’s red with seven dents in it? Snow White’s cherry.
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