Wednesday, November 27
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
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Dear Diarrhea – Didja hear that diarrhea’s hereditary? Yeah, it runs in the jeans!
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