Wednesday, November 27
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Sharks and Lawyers – Q: Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?A:…
We’re Studying Hard – Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Dealer – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she’s got more…
Corporate Booty Call… MBA – Yeah, I have an MBA–Master of Booty Action.
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Peter Johansson: Customs Security Search – When customs finds something in your butt, how do…
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Honda – A guy says, "Doc, you gotta help me. Every time I fart, it…
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