Wednesday, November 27
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Sharks and Lawyers – Q: Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?A:…
What’s OJ Got? – What does OJ have that every man wants? A Heisman trophy…
My Nobe Is Bunning – What do you call a whore with a runny nose?…
Troublesome Train – A man and his wife check into a cheap hotel. The husband…
Geriatric Halloween – There was an old couple who hadn’t celebrated Halloween in a long…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Kickstand – Yo’ Mama is so poor, her car came…
A man with a pegleg, hook hand and… – A man with a pegleg, hook…
Gonna Marry – A redneck boy runs into his house and proclaims, "I’ve found the…
A Dirty Little Number – Q: Did you hear about the couple that "96ed?"A: After…
Food for the Hungry – Three drifters are roaming the countryside for some time. They…
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