Wednesday, November 27
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Shark Attack – Why won’t sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy.
Bulimic Bachelor Party – How do you know you’re at a bulimic bachelor party? When…
Confucious…Baseball – Confucious say: ”Baseball wrong, man with four balls cannot walk."
Old Couple – One day an old man and his wife were sitting in their…
If Men Ruled the World… Sports – – Once a year, you could gather 30…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Shoe – Yo’ Mama is so poor, I saw her…
Helisoft – A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all…
Careful What You Wish For – A couple was golfing one day on a very,…
Fired From Sperm Bank – Q: Why did the gay man get fired from his…
Barbie’s Hygiene – Q: What does Barbie use as a tampon?A: A Tic-Tac.
More Jokes
Plumber Booty Call… Hole – I’ll only use rigid pipe in your rim holes.
Pregnant Barbie – Q: Why doesn’t Barbie get pregnant?A: Because Ken comes in a box.
Pirate Booty Call… View – I could get a better view of you from your…
Suggestive Professions – Doctors — "Take off your clothes."Dentist — "Open wide."Hairdressers — "Do you…
Limerick — An Unusual Dance – There once was a woman from France, Who did…
Executive Decision – An executive had to get rid of one member of his staff.…
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