Wednesday, November 27
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Yo mama’s so fat… two buses – Yo mama’s so…
Gorilla and Computer – Q: What do you get when you cross a gorilla and…
Birdie Poem – Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye,…
Nasty Cashiers – A guy in a supermarket goes up to the cashier and places…
George of the Jungle – George of the Jungle lived all alone in the jungle…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stanky… Monkey Poop – Yo’ Mama is so stanky, monkeys throw…
Unbearable Lightness of Being – One day mama bear and papa bear were getting a…
After 69 – Q: What comes after 69?A: Mouthwash.
Fish Market – One day there was a blind man walking down the street and…
Tarzan Sees Elephants – Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?A:…
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Geek Booty Call… Sniffer – My sniffer wants to decode your packet.
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