Saturday, November 23
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Lab Monkeys – What do you call a trash bag…
What Not to Say in the Workplace – — I’ll try being nicer if you’ll…
Lawyers and Water Fowl – Q: What can a goose do that a duck can’t…
Yo mama’s…Bad Cooking – Your mama’s cooking is so bad, that the flies pitched in…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Light – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she turns on…
Poppa is a Brand New Bag – Yo’ daddy’s so ugly, when he looked out…
Yo’ Mama’s Breath… Tongue – Yo’ Mama’s breath is so stanky, it’s like her tongue…
Walks Into a Bar… Leprechaun Pee – A leprechaun walks into a bar. After several…
Runny Noodle – This lady is on an airplane and is seated next to a…
Why Men Snore – Q: Why do men snore when they lie on their backs?A:…
More Jokes
Grossische Joke – What’s gross? German porn. What’s grosser than gross? People who watch it.
Blonde With Braces – Q: What do you call a blonde with braces?A: A pecker…
Plumber Booty Call… Tailpiece – I need to check out your tailpiece.
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Portrait – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she needs six…
80s Booty Call… Tape – Can I put my tape in your Betamax?
God Made Eve First – In this world God made Eve first and one day…
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