Saturday, February 8
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Lab Monkeys – What do you call a trash bag…
Porcupine vs. Bus – Q: What’s the difference between a porcupine and a bus?A: A…
The Werewolf – "Mommy, all the kids at school say I’m a werewolf! Is that…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stanky… Monkey Poop – Yo’ Mama is so stanky, monkeys throw…
Unbearable Lightness of Being – One day mama bear and papa bear were getting a…
Waterskiing with Blondie – Did you hear about the blonde who got a pair of…
Blonde vs. Bowling Ball – Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a bowling…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Cockroach – Yo’ Mama is so poor, when I stepped…
Nose Detective – Q: What’s all over a clean nose?A: Fingerprints.
The Cork – A guy in the locker room saw another guy with a piece…
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