Sunday, December 14
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
What do puppies and gynecologists… – Q: What do puppies…
Joystick (Ya Get It?) – What is the difference between a joystick and a man’s…
Perfect Relationship – A sixty-four-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when…
Three Types of Sex – There are three types of sex in a marriage. The…
Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin – A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced…
Three’s a Crowd – A man was shipwrecked with his dog and a sheep on…
Paying the Price – William and Mildred decided to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary with…
Ashes To Ashes – This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes…
Incontinent Vegetarian – What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter.
My Nobe Is Bunning – What do you call a whore with a runny nose?…
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Practice – What do you call parachuting lawyers? Skeet.
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