Friday, March 28
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Amish Woman Driver – An Amish lady trots down the…
Huntin’ in Alaska – This guy hears that there’s good bear hunting up in Alaska.…
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The Day Owl and The Night Cat – In the year 3000, animals rule the…
Blonde Hears Voices – Blonde: "Doc, you’ve gotta help me. I keep hearing voices."Doc: "When…
Blonde Invention – Q: What invention did a blonde come up with that didn’t pass…
Soccer Blonde – A blonde began a job as an elementary school counselor and she…
A Dirty Little Number – Q: Did you hear about the couple that "96ed?"A: After…
Beatles – What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.
Three Flies in a Bathroom – Three flies in a trashcan get trapped overnight in…
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