Thursday, January 2
School Jokes
Grand Theft Auto – A blonde get’s in her car and notices her steering wheel, dashboard, and windshield is missing. She calls the police…
Sex Education – A teacher was telling her students about…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Boyz II Men – Yo’…
Cereal Killer – Q: What is the difference between Cheerios and Georgia Tech? A: Cheerios…
Well Endowed and On the Prowl – A guy went to a whore house and…
Married Tennessee Football Player – Q: How can you tell if a University of Tennessee…
Lesson Learned – On Monday morning, the teacher walked to the blackboard and noticed someone…
Harvard Graduate – How do you get a Harvard graduate off your porch? Pay him…
Little Johnny… Definite Definition – The preschool teacher says, "We’re going to do vocabulary today.…
Nailing Osama – What’s funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree? Feeding his lifeless…
Birdie Poem – Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye,…
Baby Drink – How do you make a baby drink? Stick it in the blender.
More Jokes
Two Sperm – Two sperm are walking down the street. How do you know which…
Geek Booty Call… Embed – Let’s get embedded.
Three’s a Crowd – A man was shipwrecked with his dog and a sheep on…
Ass-icons – regular ass(_!_)fat ass(__!__)tight ass(!)flat ass(_._)bubble ass(_^_)sore ass(_*_)lop-sided ass(_!__)swishy ass{_!_}surprised ass(_o_)ass that’s been around(_O_)kiss…
Kangaphant – What do you get when you cross an elephant and kangaroo together? Giant…
South Park – Q: What county in Ireland hates "South Park?" A: Killkenny.
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