Friday, November 22
Police Business – Military Jokes
Yesterday I had a flat tire on the highway, so I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, got out, opened…
A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure…
Murderous Neighbor – A judge asks a defendant to please…
Osama Doesn’t Get Any – Why doesn’t Osama bin Laden have sex with his five…
Accidental Bonding – A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their…
Political Spelling Contest – Q: If Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton participated in…
Why God Created Women – Q: Why did God create women?A: He took one look…
Lucky MotherDucker – Once there was a farmer. He had two teenage sons. This farmer…
Stop or Slow Down – A car slows down at a stop sign and keeps…
Wacked-Out Restaurant – A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Tampons – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she rolls her…
The Hurt Bird and the Shit – One day a man was stuck in bumper…
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Robot Booty Call… Roomba – You remind me of a Roomba I used to date…
Little Balls and Old Ladies – Q: What has a bunch of little balls and…
Scratchy Lottery – A couple walked into the supermarket. They looked confused, so a clerk…
Occupy This – A man’s occupation is to stick his cockulation in a woman’s ventilation…
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