Monday, December 23
Police Business – Military Jokes
Yesterday I had a flat tire on the highway, so I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, got out, opened…
A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure…
Blonde Bank Robber – Q: How do you tell if…
Mechanical vs. Chemical – Q: What’s the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?A: Mechanical…
What We Learn From the Movies – — It is always possible to park directly…
Classic Booty Call… Thief – Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your…
Old Man and the Punk – A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He’s…
Peter Johansson: U.S. Customs Officers – They’re the only federal employee that I can think…
Classic Booty Call… Ticket – You must be a parking ticket, ’cause you’ve got "fine"…
That’s tacky – A pollock walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist if he…
Incontinent Vegetarian – What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter.
Smellin’ Wood – Two brothers, Bob and Tom, both work for a lumberyard. One day,…
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Ants Dancing – Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?A: The lid…
First Cut is the Deepest – Once upon a time, two little boys, Sammy and…
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