Thursday, April 10
Police Business – Military Jokes
Yesterday I had a flat tire on the highway, so I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, got out, opened…
A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure…
The Devil and Your Dad’s Profession – Three guys die…
Robot Booty Call… Stealing – Although I have not been programmed to break any existing…
The Army Hospital – An army major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one…
Private Baby – Which branch of the military do babies join? The infantry!
Hole in the Wall – A man took a poop in a gas station and…
Two-Legged Bleeder – Q: What has two legs and bleeds?A: Half a cat.
Walks Into a Bar… Karate Chop – A huge guy walks into a bar, approaches…
Streakers and Strokers – Three little old ladies were sitting on a park bench when…
Constipation – Why are contipated folks unkind and rude? ‘Cause they don’t give a crap!
Holding It In – Q: What do you call someone who doesn’t fart in public?A:…
More Jokes
Paris Native – What’s a native of Paris called? A parasite.
Dental Floss – Q: What’s organic dental floss? A: Pubic hair.
Stoopit Pickup Lines – 1. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible…
Taxing Profession – A woman goes to an accountant to file her taxes.The accountant says,…
Clinton’s Favorite Game – Q: What’s Bill Clinton’s favorite game?A: Swallow the leader.
His and Her Version – Her version: Oh did I mention or did I not?…
© 2025 Jokesaz. Designed by JokesAZ.