Friday, April 4
Police Business – Military Jokes
Yesterday I had a flat tire on the highway, so I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, got out, opened…
A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure…
Lucky MotherDucker – Once there was a farmer. He had…
Clinton Gets Pissed Off – Bill Clinton walks out on to his front porch, and…
Keeping the Kids Off Drugs – Two young guys appear in court after being arrested…
The 12 Days of Christmas – December 14, 1972 My dearest darling John: Who ever…
Admiring Midget at a Urinal – A man standing at a urinal notices that he’s…
Osama is Celebate – Why doesn’t Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?…
The Power of God Can’t Raise Your Load – One Sunday afternoon an older couple…
The Native American Clock – A cowboy rides in the desert and comes upon a…
Honeymooners – One day, a man was fishing on a dock across from a hotel…
Men and Diapers – Q: Why are men like diapers?A: They are always on your…
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Jailhouse Marriage – An accountant goes to jail for embezzlement, and they put him in…
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