Sunday, December 22
Police Business – Military Jokes
Yesterday I had a flat tire on the highway, so I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, got out, opened…
A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure…
Plastered Lawyers – Q: How many lawyers does it take…
Hole in the Wall – A man took a poop in a gas station and…
Two-Legged Bleeder – Q: What has two legs and bleeds?A: Half a cat.
Walks Into a Bar… Karate Chop – A huge guy walks into a bar, approaches…
Osama Doesn’t Get Any – Why doesn’t Osama bin Laden have sex with his five…
Accidental Bonding – A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their…
Political Spelling Contest – Q: If Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton participated in…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Ass Hair – Yo’ Mama is like ass hair: totally useless…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Tampon String – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, her crabs…
Monkey Booty Call… My Place – Why don’t we go back to my place and…
More Jokes
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Closet – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought a…
Wife vs. Job – Q: What’s the difference between your wife and your job? A:…
Two Blondes and a Lake – Two blondes stand on opposite sides of a lake.One…
The Never Ending Joint – As pothead walks down the road, a genie appears in…
Natural Blonde – What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair? Artifical intelligence.
Women and Pool Tables – What is the difference between a woman a pool table?…
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