Saturday, November 23
Pick up Lines
Panda Booty Call… Aphrodisiac – Forget rhino horn. The most powerful Chinese aphrodisiac is panda bone. And I got your stash right here.
Pirate Booty Call… Hands – You’ll need both hands to…
Corporate Booty Call… Productivity – I bet you can increase…
Elevator Operator Booty Call… Preference – Personally, I prefer going down.
Geek Booty Call… Convention – Hey, could you tell me where the Star Wars convention…
Astronaut Booty Call… Giant – You’re not a gas giant, are you?
Gourmet Booty Call… Crudite – We can get as crudite as you want, baby!
Washington Booty Call… Sign – How’d you like to earn your own "George Washington Slept…
Pirate Booty Call… Lard – With this bucket of lard, I can last all night!…
First impressions are everything – Q: What did the prositutes knee say to the other?…
Orange Oddity – Dan staggers into the shower. He notices that his d**k is bright…
Gynecologist and a Dog – Q: What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have…
More Jokes
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Blondes and Iceberg – Two blondes were stranded on an iceberg with only a telescope.…
Jock Booty Call… Muscle – Hey babe, I think I pulled a groin muscle. Or…
Guess Who? – A guy walks into a post office one day to see a…
Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Drain – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, she wears waders…
Steering Wheel – A man walks into a bar with a steering wheel shoved down…
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