Monday, December 23
Pick up Lines
Panda Booty Call… Riddle – (Winking) What’s black and white, winks, and screws like a tiger?
Robot Booty Call… Angel – Am I dead, Angel? Because…
Geek Booty Call… Hacker – I’d love to hack your…
Geek Booty Call… No – Your mouth says no, but I’ll bet your avatar says…
Soccer Booty Call… Dribble – I’d like to dribble on your field. Goooaaalll!
Gourmet Booty Call… Rise – I’ve some bread dough in my pants. Wanna see if…
Medieval Booty Call… Hut – Your poorly thatched hut or mine?
Zombie Booty Call… Place – Want to come back to my place? I can guarantee…
Astronaut Booty Call… Stuff – I’ve got the right stuff… in my pants.
The Blonde and the Deodorant – The blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the…
Avon Calling – An Avon Lady was delivering products in a high-rise and was riding…
To Boldly Go… – Q: Why did Captain Kirk piss on the roof of the…
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