Wednesday, January 29
Pick up Lines
Monkey Booty Call… Fur – I love a female who’s not afraid to pick the nits out of her own fur.
Zombie Booty Call… Hard – Hey babe, rigor mortis has…
Geek Booty Call… Rating – The thoughts I’m having about…
Jock Booty Call… Box – Hey babe, can I get into your penalty box? High…
Viking Booty Call… Red – Would you like to meet Erik the Red?
Zombie Booty Call… CPR – I hope you know CPR, ’cause you’re taking my breath…
Classic Booty Call… Sight – Do you believe in love at first sight, or should…
Classic Booty Call… Mirror – Is there a mirror in your pocket? ‘Cause I can…
Alien Booty Call… Species – Among your species of bipedal hominids, I find you the…
Hunting Trip – Bill and Bob go on a hunting trip. At night in their…
Another Tampon Term – Q: What’s another name for a tampon?A: Beaver dam.
Going Way Postal – A guy applied for a job at a post office and…
More Jokes
Astronaut Booty Call… Drink – It’s true, we do drink ‘tang…
Blonde in a Snowstorm – A blonde gets lost in her car in a snowstorm.…
Redneck Sex Ed – Why did the redneck school stop teaching sex ed? They needed…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Harass – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought "harass"…
Robot Booty Call… Beauty – You are so beautiful you give the sun reason to…
Big pimpin’ – What do you get when you cross Bill Clinton and George Bush?…
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