Wednesday, January 29
Pick up Lines
Panda Booty Call… Aphrodisiac – Forget rhino horn. The most powerful Chinese aphrodisiac is panda bone. And I got your stash right here.
Pirate Booty Call… Hands – You’ll need both hands to…
Corporate Booty Call… Productivity – I bet you can increase…
Gourmet Booty Call… Meat – My meat is Grade A.
Pirate Booty Call… Hook – How about if I set my hook on "vibrate?" Yar!
Geek Booty Call… Together – We’d go together like a monomer and reaction initialiser.
Geek Booty Call… Handheld – Want to check out my handheld? It’s in my pants.
Hobo Booty Call… Warmth – Let’s go back to my spot and huddle for warmth.
Classic Booty Call… Like – You know what I like about you? My arms.
Fly Yi Yi – Two flies were flying around a pile of poo and the…
Lunch Anyone? – A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a…
Fishin’ or Buggery? – There was this man who had a dog. Every Sunday morning…
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Pirate Booty Call… Rope – It’s time for you to meet my rope’s end! Yar!
Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Trippin’ – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, when she tripped…
There’s No People Like Snow People – How can you tell the difference between a…
If Men Ruled the World… Sports – – Once a year, you could gather 30…
Buried Lawyers – Q: What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to…
Pokemon for Adults – Q: What do you get when you cross Pikachu with porn?A:…
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