Tuesday, November 26
Pick up Lines
Panda Booty Call… Eat – You eat bamboo, right?
Classic Booty Call… Lost – Are you lost, ma’am? Because…
Corporate Booty Call… HR – I’ll try not to get…
Platypus Booty Call… Name – That’s right, bill of a duck, tail of a beaver,…
Gourmet Booty Call… Boil – I can bring you to a full boil!
Geek Booty Call… Internet – Let me show you why they call me… The Webmaster.
Washington Booty Call… Revolution – I cannot tell a lie. You’ve started a revolution in…
Robot Booty Call… Hot – Is it hot in here, or is it just me?…
Classic Booty Call… Curves – All those curves, and me with no brakes.
The worse thing after an orgy – What’s worse than waking up in the morning…
Holy Water + Castor Oil – Q: What do you get when you mix holy…
A Daring New Position – Husband: Shall we try a new positon tonight? Wife: Sure.…
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Constipation – Why are contipated folks unkind and rude? ‘Cause they don’t give a crap!
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Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Marathon – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she won a…
Hipster Booty Call… Absinthe – My last girlfriend was the Green Lady. Of course I’m…
Blow Job Etiquette – –First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. –Extension…
Blonde’s Coffin – Why’s the blonde’s coffin shaped like a Y? Cuz every time she…
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