Saturday, November 23
Pick up Lines
Redneck Booty Call… Hog – Care to worm my hog?
Zombie Booty Call… Slab – I’ve got the biggest, hardest…
Robot Booty Call… Alphabet – If I could rearrange the…
Hipster Booty Call… Absinthe – My last girlfriend was the Green Lady. Of course I’m…
Gourmet Booty Call… Lick – Can I lick your bowl?
Medieval Booty Call… Infection – No, don’t worry, that’s not infected. It’s supposed to be…
Astronaut Booty Call… Your Moon – I’ve never been to a moon like yours!
Gourmet Booty Call… Toast – I noticed your toast points from across the room.
Geek Booty Call… Tech Support – Can I tinker with your laptop?
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Loony Bin – A man goes into a psychiatric hospital to visit one of his…
Captain’s Brave Shirt – The first mate asks the ship captain why he always wears…
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