Monday, December 23
Pick up Lines
Monkey Booty Call… Fur – I love a female who’s not afraid to pick the nits out of her own fur.
Zombie Booty Call… Hard – Hey babe, rigor mortis has…
Geek Booty Call… Rating – The thoughts I’m having about…
80s Booty Call… Smurf – I’d like to smurf all over you with my big,…
Mechanic Booty Call… Drill – Yes, that’s a pistol drill in my pants, and yes,…
Zombie Booty Call… The Dead – You wanna see the Grateful Dead? Come home with…
Motivational Speaker Booty Call… Steps – Step 1: Feel that fire of passion burning in…
Geek Booty Call… Resistance – Resistance is futile!
Pirate Booty Call… Friend – Would ya care to meet my friend One-Eyed Willie? Yar!
Huntin’ License – A man named Jed went hunting near the border of Alabama and…
Viaxative – Did you hear about the man who took Viagra and a laxative at…
Banker Joke – A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… High-Five – Yo’ Mama so fat, I can stand on…
Who Killed Abraham Lincoln? – A blonde walks into the police department looking for a…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Buffet – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she goes…
Bear and Rabbit – There was a bear taking a dump in the forest when…
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