Monday, January 27
Pick up Lines
Panda Booty Call… Riddle – (Winking) What’s black and white, winks, and screws like a tiger?
Robot Booty Call… Angel – Am I dead, Angel? Because…
Geek Booty Call… Hacker – I’d love to hack your…
Jock Booty Call… Defense – Hey babe, if you play man-to-man, I’ll play zone. High…
Pharmacist Booty Call… Viagra – Just in case you were wondering, yes, I can get…
Alien Booty Call… Hurt – Did it hurt when you fell from the Jicknob Nebula?
Soccer Booty Call… Mouth – I would like to approach your goalmouth. Goooaaalll!
Hipster Booty Call… Beer – Can I buy you an ironically lowbrow beer?
Alien Booty Call… Frelnacksee – You must be from Frelnacksee, ’cause you’re the only frelnack…
The Businessman’s Medical Problem – A businessman returns from the far east. After a few…
Incest Farm – What do you call an incestuous nephew? An aunt-eater.
Your Pants – Once upon a time there were these two bums walking down the…
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We Cause Blindness – How do you make a woman blind? Put a windshield in…
Sign on the Brothel – Q: What did the sign on the door of the…
Geek Booty Call… Shorts – May my shorts be with you!
Blondes and Doorknobs – Q: What do blondes and doorknobs have in common?A: Everyone gets…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Coma – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she took a…
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