Monday, December 23
Pick up Lines
Alien Booty Call… Heart – You’ve stolen my heart. Luckily, I have three more.
Geek Booty Call… Help – I need your help–my hard…
Jock Booty Call… Warning – Hey babe, I promise I’ll…
Classic Booty Call… If I’m Wrong – F**k me if I’m wrong, but I think…
Alien Booty Call… Atmosphere – Perhaps you would like to exchange fluids and secretions in…
Jock Booty Call… Tight End – I’m looking for a tight end that plays like…
Soccer Booty Call… Poke – How would you feel about a toe poke? Goooaaalll!
Lincoln Booty Call… Age – If you’re one score and one year old, call me!
Robot Booty Call… Walks – I enjoy long walks away from sand and water.
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Fresh Crabs – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, she put…
Little Johnny… Peanut – Little Johnny comes home one day and says, "Mom! Little Mark…
3 Men, 3 Wishes – Three men were trekking through the desert and came across…
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