Monday, January 27
Pick up Lines
Panda Booty Call… Pregnant – You know how hard it is for you to get pregnant, so there’s nothing to worry about!
Redneck Booty Call… Elvis – Can I come over and…
Geek Booty Call… Google – Come on, I’m tired of…
Redneck Booty Call… Sister – C’mon, you’re my only sister!
Scientist Booty Call… Shift – Did you feel the shifting of tectonic plates a moment…
Geek Booty Call… Palm – You make me wanna use my Palm.
80s Booty Call… Call – Who ya gonna call? How about me? Mint!
Zombie Booty Call… Get Some – How about I get some brain?
Astrologer Booty Call… Moon – I think my moon is rising.
Grossische Joke – What’s gross? German porn. What’s grosser than gross? People who watch it.
Mario LeMieux and Courtney Love – What do Mario LeMieux and Courtney Love have in…
Beyond Brown-Noser – Q: What’s the difference between a brown-noser and a sh*thead?A: Depth perception.
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