Saturday, November 23
Pick up Lines
Pirate Booty Call… Whale – How’d ya like to breach my sperm whale? Yar!
Pirate Booty Call… Blonde – Sure, your hair’s blonde, but…
Washington Booty Call… Wood – I cannot tell a lie.…
Redneck Booty Call… Engines – Gentlemen, start your engines!
Gourmet Booty Call… Cucumber – I can teach you how to handle a cucumber.
Classic Booty Call… Thief – Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your…
60s Rebel Booty Call… The Man – The Man ain’t taking me down… but you…
Contractor Booty Call… Hard Hat – I always wear my hard hat, baby.
Corporate Booty Call… Offsite – There’s an offsite you need to attend at my place.
No Backseat Blonde – A blonde goes on a hot date and ends up making…
Wacked-Out Restaurant – A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New…
Yo mama’s so fat… Godzilla tried – Yo mama’s so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Nickname – Yo’ Mama’s so fat, her nickname is "Daaaamn!"
Gay Jamaican – Q: What do you call a gay Jamaican guy?A: Pokemon.
Lawyers in Lust – Two lawyers are walking down the street, when a beautiful woman…
Bright Eyes – How do you make a blonde’s eyes sparkle? Shine a flashlight into…
Fat? – How can you tell if your girlfriend is too fat or not? If…
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