Monday, November 25
Pick up Lines
Panda Booty Call… Eat – You eat bamboo, right?
Classic Booty Call… Lost – Are you lost, ma’am? Because…
Corporate Booty Call… HR – I’ll try not to get…
Washington Booty Call… Delaware – I cannot tell a lie. I’d cross the Delaware for…
Dinosaur Booty Call… Ass – Hatchling, you put the "ass" in Jurassic.
Booty Call… Becoming Shirt – Gee, that shirt is very becoming on you. Of course,…
Viking Booty Call… Fjords – Hey, nice fjords!
Soccer Booty Call… Kick – Want to see my banana kick? Goooaaalll!
Zombie Booty Call… Stealing – I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Wet Floor – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she saw…
Porkin’ – What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger.
Rattlesnake vs. Flaccid… – What do a rattlesnake and a soft penis have in common?…
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Accurate Temperature – An abrasive businessman in the hospital constantly berates the medical staff. Only…
80s Booty Call… Indiana – I’ve got the Jones for you to enter my Temple…
Streisand Gives Good Head – What is the best thing about getting head from Barbara…
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