Monday, November 25
Pick up Lines
Panda Booty Call… Cute – Come on, I don’t have to tell you how cute you are–you know you’re a panda!
Zombie Booty Call… Rot – Why don’t we just go…
Jock Booty Call… Positions – Hey babe, soccer players know…
Robot Booty Call… Hot – Is it hot in here, or is it just me?…
Classic Booty Call… Curves – All those curves, and me with no brakes.
90s Booty Call… Mosh Pit – You just dove from the stage of my dreams…
Pirate Booty Call… Rum – Yo ho, Ho! And a bottle of rum? Yar!
Gourmet Booty Call… Compliments – I’ll have you saying, "My compliments to the chef" in…
Washington Booty Call… Mount – I cannot tell a lie. Let’s go back to my…
The Amazing Health Computer – One day, Jeffrey complained to his friend, "My elbow really…
Elephant Encounter – Q: What should you do if you come across an elephant?A: Apologize…
Fish Market – One day there was a blind man walking down the street and…
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Pirate Booty Call… Long John – Aren’t ya wonderin’ why they call me Long John?…
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