Monday, November 25
Pick up Lines
Clown Booty Call… Poodles – Can my dancing poodles watch? Honk honk!
Redneck Booty Call… Engines – Gentlemen, start your engines!
Gourmet Booty Call… Cucumber – I can teach you how…
Geek Booty Call… Breach – Every time you walk by there’s a warp core breach…
Geek Booty Call… Embed – Let’s get embedded.
Astronaut Booty Call… Weightless – Hey baby, you look weightless to me!
Alien Booty Call… Heart – You’ve stolen my heart. Luckily, I have three more.
Geek Booty Call… Help – I need your help–my hard drive needs to be wiped.
Jock Booty Call… Warning – Hey babe, I promise I’ll give you more than a…
Lucky Foo Dropping – John goes on vacation to Helopisa. Immediately, a foo bird sh*ts…
Star Trek – Q: What do the Starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?…
Cosmetic Walk – Q: Why does the cosmetics salesgirl walk funny?A: Her lips stick.
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Basketball Chicken – Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the ref…
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