Monday, November 25
Pick up Lines
Panda Booty Call… Cute – Come on, I don’t have to tell you how cute you are–you know you’re a panda!
Zombie Booty Call… Rot – Why don’t we just go…
Jock Booty Call… Positions – Hey babe, soccer players know…
Hobo Booty Call… Fire – Why don’t you come over to my oil drum fire?…
Soccer Booty Call… Brazil – Can I see your Brazilian? Goooaaalll!
Pirate Booty Call… Parrot – Is it okay if my parrot watches? Yar!
Geek Booty Call… No Need – Now that I’ve met you, I no longer need…
Geek Booty Call… Calculus – I need some help with my calculus. Can you integrate…
Contractor Booty Call… Nailing – I’d like to start with some back nailing.
Dirty Aliens – A married couple was walking down the street when an alien spacecraft…
Deep In The Fourth Quarter – Two hunters are stalking through the forest when one…
Fart Glossary – ART FART= it’s such a beauty you want to immortalize it on…
More Jokes
Amusement Pork – Q: What do a man and a rollercoaster have in common? A:…
Yo’ Mama Is So Uptight… Fart – Yo’ Mama is so uptight, when she farts,…
Sexual Statistics – A businessman is seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman on a…
John McCain’s Underwear – At a rally John McCain was asked if he wore boxers…
E.T. – Q: What’s E.T. short for? A: Because he has little legs!
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Conclusion – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she can’t even…
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