Monday, November 25
Pick up Lines
Loser Booty Call… Bus Pass – Want to get out of this place? I’ve got an hour left before my bus pass expires.
80s Booty Call… Commodore – Wanna come back to my…
Geek Booty Call… Manipulate – Please manipulate me digitally.
Motivational Speaker Booty Call… Steps – Step 1: Feel that fire of passion burning in…
Geek Booty Call… Resistance – Resistance is futile!
Alien Booty Call… Heart – You’ve stolen my heart. Luckily, I have three more.
Geek Booty Call… Help – I need your help–my hard drive needs to be wiped.
Jock Booty Call… Warning – Hey babe, I promise I’ll give you more than a…
Geek Booty Call… Precious – You are more precious than dilithium crystals.
Two Guns Gonzales – A man walks into a bar one day and asks the…
Three Flies in a Bathroom – Three flies in a trashcan get trapped overnight in…
Joystick (Ya Get It?) – What is the difference between a joystick and a man’s…
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