Monday, November 25
Pick up Lines
Panda Booty Call… My Place – How about we go back to my place for bamboo and hot panda love? What’s the matter, you…
Classic Booty Call… Angels – I didn’t know angels could…
Geek Booty Call… Bones – My nickname is Bones… and…
Loser Booty Call… Apartment – Wow, you have your own apartment? Yeah, it’s probably nicer…
Classic Booty Call… Angel – Did it hurt when you fell down from Heaven?
Yeti Booty Call… Bigfoot – You know what they say about Bigfoot? I’m bigger.
Jock Booty Call… Soccer – Hey babe, soccer players can go for 90 minutes. High…
Supervillain Booty Call… Lair – Come back to my evil lair and prepare to die……
Jock Booty Call… Shooting – Hey babe, with you, I’d like to try some inside…
Ass-icons – regular ass(_!_)fat ass(__!__)tight ass(!)flat ass(_._)bubble ass(_^_)sore ass(_*_)lop-sided ass(_!__)swishy ass{_!_}surprised ass(_o_)ass that’s been around(_O_)kiss…
Blondes and cow patties – What do blondes and cow patties have in common? The…
3 Men, 3 Wishes – Three men were trekking through the desert and came across…
More Jokes
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Diaphragm – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she keeps her…
Unbearable Lightness of Being – One day mama bear and papa bear were getting a…
Black and Brown – Q: What’s black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?A:…
Ass-icons – regular ass(_!_)fat ass(__!__)tight ass(!)flat ass(_._)bubble ass(_^_)sore ass(_*_)lop-sided ass(_!__)swishy ass{_!_}surprised ass(_o_)ass that’s been around(_O_)kiss…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Marijuana – Yo’ Mama is like marijuana — everyone does her,…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Marathon – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she won a…
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