Monday, December 23
Pick up Lines
Panda Booty Call… Eat – You eat bamboo, right?
Classic Booty Call… Lost – Are you lost, ma’am? Because…
Corporate Booty Call… HR – I’ll try not to get…
Washington Booty Call… First Lady – I cannot tell a lie. Baby, YOU’RE my first…
Mechanic Booty Call… Emissions – I’ll try to keep the air emissions to a minimum.
Washington Booty Call… Nickname – Want to know why they call me one of the…
Jock Booty Call… Bin – Hey babe, I’d like to check out your sin bin.…
Panda Booty Call… Aphrodisiac – Forget rhino horn. The most powerful Chinese aphrodisiac is panda…
Pirate Booty Call… Hands – You’ll need both hands to hoist my main bow. Yar!
Teacher’s Pet – On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for…
Popsicles – Q: What can popsicles do that men can’t?A: Come in five flavors.
News for Adam and Eve – One day God came to Adam to pass on…
More Jokes
Bubble Blowing Duckies – Three ducks were swimming in a pond after midnight and…
Dog and Elephant – Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with…
Alien Booty Call… Home – Would you like to visit my home planet? I can…
Geek Booty Call… Fan Fiction – You’re totally fan-fic worthy. I think someone’s about to…
Eagles and Weasels – Eagles may soar but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
Zombie Booty Call… Sign – Hey, what’s your sign? Mine’s "Rest in Peace."
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