Saturday, November 23
Pick up Lines
Monkey Booty Call… Fur – I love a female who’s not afraid to pick the nits out of her own fur.
Zombie Booty Call… Hard – Hey babe, rigor mortis has…
Geek Booty Call… Rating – The thoughts I’m having about…
Pirate Booty Call… Peg Leg – They call me Peg Leg Joe… and I walk…
Jock Booty Call… Muscle – Hey babe, I think I pulled a groin muscle. Or…
Lincoln Booty Call… Unite – Baby, let’s unite the way I united the North and…
Classic Booty Call… Alphabet – If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put "U" and…
Dinosaur Booty Call… Herbivore – Just because you’re a plant-eater doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try…
Zombie Booty Call… Grave – What time do you have to be back in Heaven?…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Velcro – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, it sounds like…
Two Guns Gonzales – A man walks into a bar one day and asks the…
My Nobe Is Bunning – What do you call a whore with a runny nose?…
More Jokes
Work Blows – What’s the difference between a wife and a job? After ten years…
Pirate Booty Call… Blow – Well… blow me down? Yar!
Elephant Feet – Q: Why do elephants have four feet?A: Because in the animal kingdom,…
Mary Had A Little Lamb – Mary had a little sheep With this sheep She…
Blonde – Elmo Factory – Once there was a blonde who really needed some money.…
Human DNA and Goats – Q: What did the farmer say when he read that…
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