Sunday, January 26
Pick up Lines
Redneck Booty Call… Dog – Mind if my hunting dog watches?
Redneck Booty Call… Teeth – The fewer teeth you have,…
Meteorologist Booty Call… Forecast – The forecast calls for a…
Corporate Booty Call… Fax – I wanna fax you up.
Jock Booty Call… Zone – How about we march into your red zone and I’ll…
Classic Booty Call… Sweet – Something tells me you’re sweet. Can I have a sample?
Superhero Booty Call… Origin – My origin? I was bitten by a radioactive porn star.
Panda Booty Call… My Place – How about we go back to my place for…
Classic Booty Call… Angels – I didn’t know angels could fly so low.
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Bathroom – Yo’ Mama is so poor, when I asked…
Obese Michigan Mammas – How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator? Grease…
Nose Detective – Q: What’s all over a clean nose?A: Fingerprints.
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Geek Booty Call… Embed – Let’s get embedded.
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