Monday, November 25
Pick up Lines
Redneck Booty Call… Dog – Mind if my hunting dog watches?
Redneck Booty Call… Teeth – The fewer teeth you have,…
Meteorologist Booty Call… Forecast – The forecast calls for a…
Pirate Booty Call… Pox – I’m no longer poxy. Care for a flogging? Yar!
Hipster Booty Call… Matching – That sport jacket totally matches your sneakers.
Corporate Booty Call… Turnover – I may have a permanent position for you to fill,…
Corporate Booty Call… Chain – I’ve got something you can take up the chain.
Geek Booty Call… Stick – I’ll let you play with my analog stick. It’s got…
Geek Booty Call… Booger – If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.
Comeback – I’d have a comeback for that, but all my come’s backed up in…
White Stuff in Bird Poop – Q: Do you know what the white stuff in…
The Poop List – — Ghost Poop: You feel the poop come out, but there…
More Jokes
Yo’ Mama Is So Dirty… Torture – Yo’ Mama is so dirty, they won’t even…
God’s First Name – This guy dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there,…
Wizard of Oz – A man jumps off a building at the same time that…
Bar Crawl – An Irishman drinks at the pub until they close.He stands up to…
Zombie Booty Call… Get Some – How about I get some brain?
Superhero Booty Call… Fast – I’m faster than a speeding bullet. Except in bed.
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