Monday, November 25
Pick up Lines
Redneck Booty Call… Dog – Mind if my hunting dog watches?
Redneck Booty Call… Teeth – The fewer teeth you have,…
Meteorologist Booty Call… Forecast – The forecast calls for a…
Jock Booty Call… My Handler – Hey babe, I’d like you to be my ball…
Contractor Booty Call… Stuck – I think there’s something stuck in your hair trap.
Jock Booty Call… Recover – Hey babe, I’d like to recover your muff. High five!
Geek Booty Call… Guild – Would you like to join my MMORPG guild for some…
Classic Booty Call… Cops – The cops must be after you, because it’s illegal to…
Alien Booty Call… Nirzfilk – If I said you had a beautiful nirzfilk, would you…
God-given Legs – Why did God give women legs? So they don’t leave a trail…
Two Gay Men and a Shower – Two gay men, Paul and Tom, were making…
Chillin’ Biddies – One day three old ladies were sitting on a park bench and…
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Wedding Dress – A little girl at a wedding asked, "Mommy, why do brides always…
Jock Booty Call… Positions – Hey babe, soccer players know eleven positions! High five!
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Closet – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought a…
LifeSavers – What do LifeSavers do that men can’t? Come in 5 flavors!
Medieval Booty Call… Parts – Some parts of me are hard even without armor.
Yo’ Mama Is So Short… Dime – Yo’ Mama is so short, she could sit…
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