Friday, January 10
Pick up Lines
Classic Booty Call… Cops – The cops must be after you, because it’s illegal to look that good.
Alien Booty Call… Nirzfilk – If I said you had…
Pirate Booty Call… Pox – I’m no longer poxy. Care…
Zombie Booty Call… Teeth – If I had any teeth left, they’d hurt, because you’re…
Classic Booty Call… Ticket – You must be a parking ticket, ’cause you’ve got "fine"…
Corporate Booty Call… Fax – I wanna fax you up.
Jock Booty Call… Zone – How about we march into your red zone and I’ll…
Classic Booty Call… Sweet – Something tells me you’re sweet. Can I have a sample?
Superhero Booty Call… Origin – My origin? I was bitten by a radioactive porn star.
Comeback – I’d have a comeback for that, but all my come’s backed up in…
Biting – A man was in a bar all day and he had to use…
Cosmetic Walk – Q: Why does the cosmetics salesgirl walk funny?A: Her lips stick.
More Jokes
Yo Mama’s So Ugly….Coma – Your mama’s so ugly, she laid down to take a…
Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton – Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same…
Pervert Psychiatrist – This guy goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor shows him an inkblot…
What’s the difference between Jesus and Madonna? – What’s the difference between Jesus and Madonna?…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Booty Confusion – Yo’ Mama is so dumb, she stuck…
Medieval Booty Call… Disease – You’re plague-free, I’m plague-free–we must be destined to meet.
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