Monday, November 25
Pick up Lines
Pirate Booty Call… Whale – How’d ya like to breach my sperm whale? Yar!
Pirate Booty Call… Blonde – Sure, your hair’s blonde, but…
Washington Booty Call… Wood – I cannot tell a lie.…
Zombie Booty Call… Broom – You must be a broom, because you just swept me…
Hipster Booty Call… Absinthe – My last girlfriend was the Green Lady. Of course I’m…
Gourmet Booty Call… Lick – Can I lick your bowl?
Medieval Booty Call… Infection – No, don’t worry, that’s not infected. It’s supposed to be…
Astronaut Booty Call… Your Moon – I’ve never been to a moon like yours!
Gourmet Booty Call… Toast – I noticed your toast points from across the room.
Bulimic Bachelor Party – How do you know you’re at a bulimic bachelor party? When…
Very Robust Zacklies – "Where did you get those zacklies?" "Zacklies?" "Yeah, your breath smells…
Constipation – Why are contipated folks unkind and rude? ‘Cause they don’t give a crap!
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Gourmet Booty Call… Sous Chef – Mind if my sous chef watches?
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