Friday, January 10
Pick up Lines
Pirate Booty Call… Whale – How’d ya like to breach my sperm whale? Yar!
Pirate Booty Call… Blonde – Sure, your hair’s blonde, but…
Washington Booty Call… Wood – I cannot tell a lie.…
Zombie Booty Call… Hard – Hey babe, rigor mortis has set in, if you know…
Geek Booty Call… Rating – The thoughts I’m having about you are rated M for…
80s Booty Call… Tape – Can I put my tape in your Betamax?
Gourmet Booty Call… Temperature – Can I take your temperature with my meat thermometer?
Soccer Booty Call… Touch – I’ve got a great First Touch. Goooaaalll!
Jock Booty Call… Rack – Hey babe, I’d like to take it your rack! High…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Farts – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she farts,…
The Cross-Eyed Cow – One day, a farmer was tending to his livestock when he…
Just Depends – Two old people flirt at a seniors’ singles bar. After a few…
More Jokes
Closed Bull’s Eyes – What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
Yo mama’s So Stupid..Car – Yo’ mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas…
Yo’ Mama Is So Dirty… Plants – Yo’ Mama is so dirty, plants grow out…
Geek Booty Call… Google – Come on, I’m tired of Googling myself.
15 Signs You Drank Too Much – 15 – You spent Sunday night in jail…
He Can Fly, If He Just Believes… – A man was in the waiting room…
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