Monday, November 25
Pick up Lines
Yeti Booty Call… Sherpas – Want to see why the Sherpas call me the Abdominal Showman?
Zombie Booty Call… Angel – Did it hurt when you…
Alien Booty Call… Home – Would you like to visit…
Redneck Booty Call… Teeth – The fewer teeth you have, the better I like it!
Meteorologist Booty Call… Forecast – The forecast calls for a wintry mix followed by a…
Jock Booty Call… Sweet – Hey babe, want to see the sweet spot on my…
Pirate Booty Call… Ship – How’d ya like to be the maidenhead on my vessel?…
Pirate Booty Call… Swab – I’d sure like to swab yer poop deck, lassie! Yar!
Jock Booty Call… Unnecessary – Hey babe, I hear you’re into unnecessary roughness. High five!
Rosebud – There was a young woman who lived with her grandmother. One night, the…
A Prayer Before Dying – When I die, I want to go peacefully like my…
Beaver – Johnny was playing outside when he really had to go to the bathroom.…
More Jokes
Texan Poetry – The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to…
What’s green and smells like … – What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… The Gym – Yo’ Mama is so fat, the only…
Prostitute’s Children – Q: What do you call a prostitute’s children?A: Brothel sprouts.
Airport Security Guard Booty Call… Baggage – Wow, you have a lot of baggage. Do…
Bush Does a Favor – George W. Bush is sitting in a hotel lobby, planning…
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