Friday, January 10
Pick up Lines
Geek Booty Call… Welcome – Welcome… to the Dork Side!
Lincoln Booty Call… Score – Come on, I haven’t four-scored…
Jock Booty Call… Advantage – Hey babe, I promise I’ll…
Jock Booty Call… Love Bowl – Congratulations, you’ve ranked high enough in the polls to…
Exterminator Booty Call… Termites – I’d love to get my hands on your termite mounds.
Astrologer Booty Call… Planet – My third planet is misaligned. Can you adjust it for…
Classic Booty Call… Drunk – I’m not drunk… you intoxicate me.
Contractor Booty Call… Stud – I like to think of myself as a nailable stud.
Corporate Booty Call… Desk – Wanna give me a desk job?
Always Bring the Fingers – A man working with an electric saw accidentally saws off…
Gay Fake-Out – How does a gay man fake an orgasm? He spits on his…
The Werewolf – "Mommy, all the kids at school say I’m a werewolf! Is that…
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Fly Yi Yi – Two flies were flying around a pile of poo and the…
Prom Booty Call… King – The prom king would like to meet you. He’s in…
Drunk and Arthritis – A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus…
Osama Bin Laden’s Halloween Costume – What’s Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?…
Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Jesus – Yo’ Mama is so old, she’s got a…
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