Monday, November 25
Pick up Lines
Monkey Booty Call… My Place – Why don’t we go back to my place and throw our feces at each other?
Zombie Booty Call… Tall – I’m not actually this tall.…
Pirate Booty Call… Swaggle – Care to horn my swaggle?…
Soccer Booty Call… Last – All you need to know is that I last for…
Redneck Booty Call… Truck – That’s why they call it a pick-up truck!
Librarian Booty Call… Books – I like my women like I like my books–stacked.
Hipster Booty Call… Music – Want to go back to my place and listen to…
Blogger Booty Call… Number – Unless you give me your number, today’s entry will be…
Yoga Instructor Booty Call… Past – In my past life I was a horse; now…
Tarzan Sees Elephants – Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?A:…
Yeast + Billy Ray Cyrus = ? – What do you get when you cross…
I See You! – A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
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