Sunday, December 14
Pick up Lines
Dinosaur Booty Call… Herbivore – Just because you’re a plant-eater doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try Tyrannosaurus Sex.
Zombie Booty Call… Grave – What time do you have…
Jock Booty Call… Walk – If you make it to…
Astronaut Booty Call… Ejection – Can you help me achieve a coronal mass ejection?
Robot Booty Call… Lost – Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost…
Alien Booty Call… Planet – The next planet on my tour of this galaxy is…
Jock Booty Call… Open – Hey babe, I’m just trying to open up a hole!…
Contractor Booty Call… Mud Jacking – Come on, I’m tired of mud jacking alone.
Hipster Booty Call… Judgment – Can I come over and judge you by the books…
Nasty Cashiers – A guy in a supermarket goes up to the cashier and places…
Fly Off The Toilet – Why did the fly fall off the toilet? It got…
White Stuff in Bird Poop – Q: Do you know what the white stuff in…
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Rattlesnake vs. Flaccid… – What do a rattlesnake and a soft penis have in common?…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Fired – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she got fired…
Gourmet Booty Call… Marinate – Can I marinate in your juices?
Yo’ Mama’s Glasses… Map – Yo’ Mama’s glasses are so thick, when she looks on…
Girls Playing Hockey – Why can’t girls play hockey? Because their pads can’t last three…
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