Friday, January 10
Pick up Lines
Redneck Booty Call… Dog – Mind if my hunting dog watches?
Redneck Booty Call… Teeth – The fewer teeth you have,…
Meteorologist Booty Call… Forecast – The forecast calls for a…
Lincoln Booty Call… Splitter – Don’t you want to know why they call me "The…
Plumber Booty Call… Hole – I’ll only use rigid pipe in your rim holes.
Contractor Booty Call… Hinge – I’d like to get a closer look at your butt…
Medieval Booty Call… Known – I’m known for my thrusting.
Geek Booty Call… Measurements – You must be 36-25-36–and those are all perfect squares!
Corporate Booty Call… Today – Today’s Spank Your Daddy at Work Day!
Geriatric One-Nighter – An elderly man and woman meet in a bar and get to…
Lose 20 Lbs. Guaranteed! – There guy goes to a weight loss clinic and says…
Dogs in Trouble – Three dogs were sitting in the vet’s waiting room. One of…
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