Monday, November 25
Pick up Lines
Redneck Booty Call… Dog – Mind if my hunting dog watches?
Redneck Booty Call… Teeth – The fewer teeth you have,…
Meteorologist Booty Call… Forecast – The forecast calls for a…
Lincoln Booty Call… Splitter – Don’t you want to know why they call me "The…
Plumber Booty Call… Hole – I’ll only use rigid pipe in your rim holes.
Contractor Booty Call… Hinge – I’d like to get a closer look at your butt…
Medieval Booty Call… Known – I’m known for my thrusting.
Geek Booty Call… Measurements – You must be 36-25-36–and those are all perfect squares!
Corporate Booty Call… Today – Today’s Spank Your Daddy at Work Day!
Broiled TP – Do you know how to cook toilet paper? Brown it on one…
Banker Joke – A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says…
Holding It In – Q: What do you call someone who doesn’t fart in public?A:…
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Social Activist Booty Call… Holding – You’re the only one I ever let hold me…
Prom Booty Call… Limo – Hurry up, I only have the limo for 10 more…
Egyptian Pick-Up Line – What did the Egyptian man say to the Egyptian woman? "Come…
Why Men Snore – Q: Why do men snore when they lie on their backs?A:…
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