Friday, April 25
Pick up Lines
Monkey Booty Call… My Place – Why don’t we go back to my place and throw our feces at each other?
Zombie Booty Call… Tall – I’m not actually this tall.…
Pirate Booty Call… Swaggle – Care to horn my swaggle?…
Astronaut Booty Call… Launch – Much like a shuttle launch, my rocket also comes in…
Geek Booty Call… Throw – I think I’ve just failed my saving throw, because you’ve…
Pirate Booty Call… Explore – I’d like to explore your briny deep! Yar!
Pirate Booty Call… Mainsail – Lift yer mainsail and prepare to be boarded. Yar!
Lincoln Booty Call… Hat – Can I leave my hat on?
Gourmet Booty Call… Cream – I need your help making a cream sauce.
Yo’ Mama Is So Stanky… Monkey Poop – Yo’ Mama is so stanky, monkeys throw…
Safety Curls – Q: Why are pubic hairs curly?A: So you don’t poke your eye…
Showers Instead of Baths – Q: Why do men take showers instead of baths?A: Pissing…
More Jokes
Tub o’ Goo – Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
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Toilet Humor – How many animals can you fit on a toilet ? One pussy…
Final Test for the CIA – The CIA has three candidates, two men and a…
Big Trouble – A 6’4” ninth grader was acting up in class. His teacher looked…
Glories of old age – Q: What does an old woman have that a young…
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