Monday, November 25
Pick up Lines
Yoga Instructor Booty Call… Past – In my past life I was a horse; now I’m just hung like one.
Redneck Booty Call… Sister – C’mon, you’re my only sister!
Scientist Booty Call… Shift – Did you feel the shifting…
Contractor Booty Call… Unit – I guarantee you’ll be satisfied with my package unit.
Classic Booty Call… Invitation – I’m having a party, and your pants are invited to…
Zombie Booty Call… Sun – Did the sun come out, or did you just smile…
Zombie Booty Call… Sockets – Did anybody ever tell you that you have the most…
Scientist Booty Call… DNA – Want to go back to my place and exchange some…
Geek Booty Call… Looks – You look just like my girlfriend avatar!
A Lesson In Morals – One day at the end of class, little Johnny’s teacher…
Doggy Style – Q: Why does a dog lick himself? A: Because he can’t make…
Constipated Accountant – Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He couldn’t budget so he…
More Jokes
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Feet Picture – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she couldn’t…
Zombie Booty Call… Genitalia – My genitalia fell off, can I borrow yours?
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Throwing Shadows – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she…
Redneck Booty Call… Springer – Didn’t I see you on the Jerry Springer show?
Blonde…Hair Up – Why do blondes wear their hair up? To catch everything that goes…
Redneck Drivers – The U.S. Government decided to take an experiment to see what people…
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