Friday, January 10
Pick up Lines
Redneck Booty Call… Dog – Mind if my hunting dog watches?
Redneck Booty Call… Teeth – The fewer teeth you have,…
Meteorologist Booty Call… Forecast – The forecast calls for a…
Robot Booty Call… Walks – I enjoy long walks away from sand and water.
Corporate Booty Call… Secretary – Do you mind if my secretary watches?
Geek Booty Call… Asthma – Can I call you Little Asthma? ‘Cause you take my…
60s Rebel Booty Call… Fight – You may be a square, baby, but you’re round…
Caveman Booty Call… Brow – If I said you had a pronounced sloping brow, would…
Sloth Booty Call… Movement – Its okay, you don’t have to move.
Yo’ Mama Is So Skanky… Crabs – Yo’ Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride…
Pit Bull with Herpes – Q: What’s meaner than a pit bull with herpes? A:…
Leper Stew – How do you make stew out of a leper? Put him in…
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