Monday, November 25
Pick up Lines
Panda Booty Call… Pregnant – You know how hard it is for you to get pregnant, so there’s nothing to worry about!
Redneck Booty Call… Elvis – Can I come over and…
Geek Booty Call… Google – Come on, I’m tired of…
Pirate Booty Call… Friend – Would ya care to meet my friend One-Eyed Willie? Yar!
Astronaut Booty Call… Red Dwarf – Please, don’t call it a red dwarf.
Viking Booty Call… Saga – Why don’t we skip the Icelandic saga and get straight…
80s Booty Call… Wake Up – It’s morning in America, so how about waking up…
Gourmet Booty Call… Eating Out – Sure, I love to cook, but that doesn’t mean…
Pirate Booty Call… Boat – Come back to my ship and we’ll splice the mainbrace.…
Gynecologist and a Dog – Q: What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have…
The Native American Clock – A cowboy rides in the desert and comes upon a…
Wet Cigarettes – Q: What do you get when you mix cigarettes with hot water?A:…
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