Friday, April 25
Pick up Lines
Robot Booty Call… Better – You make me want to become a better automaton.
Social Activist Booty Call… Holding – You’re the only one…
Classic Booty Call… Raisins – Excuse me, do you have…
Classic Booty Call… Alphabet – If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put "U" and…
Monkey Booty Call… Fur – I love a female who’s not afraid to pick the…
Zombie Booty Call… Hard – Hey babe, rigor mortis has set in, if you know…
Geek Booty Call… Rating – The thoughts I’m having about you are rated M for…
80s Booty Call… Tape – Can I put my tape in your Betamax?
Gourmet Booty Call… Temperature – Can I take your temperature with my meat thermometer?
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Dragging Their Feet – Two men both drag their right foot as they walk.As they…
A.T.R. – A man on a plane asked the stewardess if he could use the…
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