Friday, January 10
Pick up Lines
Monkey Booty Call… My Place – Why don’t we go back to my place and throw our feces at each other?
Zombie Booty Call… Tall – I’m not actually this tall.…
Pirate Booty Call… Swaggle – Care to horn my swaggle?…
Gourmet Booty Call… Whisk – You won’t believe what I can do with a whisk!
Jock Booty Call… Holding – Hey babe, are you interested in a little offensive holding?…
Astronaut Booty Call… Hot – Baby, you’re hotter than the Apollo 1 fire!
Soccer Booty Call… Attacker – Can I bring a third attacker along? Goooaaalll!
Medieval Booty Call… Rack – Now there’s a rack I’d like to be stretched out…
Corporate Booty Call… Sick Day – I’ll show you a new meaning for "sick day."
More Zombie Baby Jokes – Why did the zombie baby cross the road? He was…
Honda – A guy says, "Doc, you gotta help me. Every time I fart, it…
Guess My Age – A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday.…
More Jokes
Pea Brain Blonde – Q: Why was the blonde’s brain the size of a pea…
Tick, Tick, Tick, Tick, Broom! – What’s the difference between a broom and a fifteen-year…
Latex Gloves – A doctor complains to his colleagues about the sanitary problems at a…
Babe Watch – This guy is standing outside on his balcony on the 5th floor…
Walking on Water – A Catholic priest, a Baptist preacher and a rabbi fish in…
Sloth Booty Call… Movement – Its okay, you don’t have to move.
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