Sunday, April 6
Pick up Lines
Panda Booty Call… Riddle – (Winking) What’s black and white, winks, and screws like a tiger?
Robot Booty Call… Angel – Am I dead, Angel? Because…
Geek Booty Call… Hacker – I’d love to hack your…
Pirate Booty Call… Swab – I’d sure like to swab yer poop deck, lassie! Yar!
Jock Booty Call… Unnecessary – Hey babe, I hear you’re into unnecessary roughness. High five!
Robot Booty Call… Stealing – Although I have not been programmed to break any existing…
Medieval Booty Call… Sores – Your sores are in all the right places!
Geek Booty Call… Fan Fiction – You’re totally fan-fic worthy. I think someone’s about to…
Astronaut Booty Call… Rocket – If you pay enough attention to my rocket, you’ll experience…
Mexican Restaurant Specialty – A couple goes to Mexico City on vacation and eats at…
The Desperation of the Undead – Q: Whats the height of desperation? A: A vampire…
Eating Out – A guy is going down on a prostitute. During the process he…
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