Friday, April 4
Pick up Lines
Redneck Booty Call… Dog – Mind if my hunting dog watches?
Redneck Booty Call… Teeth – The fewer teeth you have,…
Meteorologist Booty Call… Forecast – The forecast calls for a…
Hairdresser Booty Call… Bangs – I love bangs–and I don’t just mean the haircut.
Zombie Booty Call… Catch – You caught my eye from across the room. I’ll probably…
Zombie Booty Call… Astrology – What’s your sign? I hope it’s "I do it with…
Corporate Booty Call… Transfer – I’d like to make an internal transfer.
Zombie Booty Call… Arms – You know what I like about you? My arms. Just…
Viking Booty Call… Tundra – Hey baby, let me warm your frozen tundra.
Walks Into a Bar… Pissing Contest – Two men walk into a bar, one wearing…
Little Johnny and the ABC’s – Little Johnny’s class is reviewing the alphabet. His teacher…
The Three Generals – The pentagon said they had too many generals running around, so…
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Elementary, My Dear Jerkface – Sherlock Holmes and Watson were walking through a park, when…
An Ugly Position – What’s the position to make ugly babies? Ask your parents.
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Fruit Punch – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought…
Meals on Wheels – Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When…
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