Thursday, January 9
Pick up Lines
Dinosaur Booty Call… Herbivore – Just because you’re a plant-eater doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try Tyrannosaurus Sex.
Zombie Booty Call… Grave – What time do you have…
Jock Booty Call… Walk – If you make it to…
Loser Booty Call… Angel – Did it hurt when you fell out of Heaven? ‘Cause…
Pirate Booty Call… Rope – It’s time for you to meet my rope’s end! Yar!
Geek Booty Call… Network – I’ve got a Local Area Network that needs your attention.
Classic Booty Call… New – I’m new around here. Can I have directions to your…
Medieval Booty Call… Toil – I’d be happy to toil in your dungeon.
Pirate Booty Call… Captain – They call me Captain Hook-Up! Yar!
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