Monday, November 25
Pick up Lines
Pirate Booty Call… Whale – How’d ya like to breach my sperm whale? Yar!
Pirate Booty Call… Blonde – Sure, your hair’s blonde, but…
Washington Booty Call… Wood – I cannot tell a lie.…
Supervillain Booty Call… Dinner – Seeing as no one can save you now, are you…
Geek Booty Call… Testing – I have something that needs beta testing. It’s in my…
Zombie Booty Call… Running – Your legs must be tired from running through my mind…
Corporate Booty Call… Needle – I need you to move my needle.
Jock Booty Call… Maneuver – Hey babe, I’d like to try the Down and In…
Corporate Booty Call… Takeaway – My takeaway from our last meeting was massive.
Guys’ Taste Buds – Q: What do men like on their pie, but not on…
Blonde Breadcrumbs – Q: Why does the blonde throw breadcrumbs in the toilet every morning?A:…
It”s awful scary in these woods, mister! – "It”s awful scary in these woods, mister!"…
More Jokes
Thrills Women – Q: What’s six inches long, two inches wide and thrills women?A: Money.
Filthy Parrot Changes His Tune – A quiet, polite man owns a disgusting, foul mouthed…
Little Johnny… Peanut – Little Johnny comes home one day and says, "Mom! Little Mark…
God Gots Jokes – A man climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai and gets…
Virgin Wool – Where do you get Virgin Wool? From an ugly sheep!
Born Blonde – Brunette: I was born by C-section.Blonde: I was born by the vagina…
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