Thursday, January 9
Pick up Lines
Monkey Booty Call… Fur – I love a female who’s not afraid to pick the nits out of her own fur.
Zombie Booty Call… Hard – Hey babe, rigor mortis has…
Geek Booty Call… Rating – The thoughts I’m having about…
Corporate Booty Call… Productivity – I bet you can increase my productivity.
Airport Security Guard Booty Call… Cream – Sorry, no creams or liquids allowed–but if you…
Pirate Booty Call… Timber – Come home with me and let’s shiver me timber. Yar!
Geek Booty Call… RAM – I have a lot of RAM in me. A lot.
Hobo Booty Call… Fire – Why don’t you come over to my oil drum fire?…
Soccer Booty Call… Brazil – Can I see your Brazilian? Goooaaalll!
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