Friday, April 25
Pick up Lines
Pirate Booty Call… Whale – How’d ya like to breach my sperm whale? Yar!
Pirate Booty Call… Blonde – Sure, your hair’s blonde, but…
Washington Booty Call… Wood – I cannot tell a lie.…
Superhero Booty Call… Fantastic – Want to see my Fantastic Four-skin? Flame on!
Redneck Booty Call… Hog – Care to worm my hog?
Zombie Booty Call… Slab – I’ve got the biggest, hardest slab in the cemetery!
Robot Booty Call… Alphabet – If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put "U"…
Classic Booty Call… Morning – Should I call you in the morning, or nudge you?
Corporate Booty Call… Stockholder – My stockholder is rallying for a merger.
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