Monday, November 25
Pick up Lines
Dinosaur Booty Call… Herbivore – Just because you’re a plant-eater doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try Tyrannosaurus Sex.
Zombie Booty Call… Grave – What time do you have…
Jock Booty Call… Walk – If you make it to…
Washington Booty Call… Wood – I cannot tell a lie. These dentures aren’t the only…
80s Booty Call… Affair – Let’s have an Iran-Contra affair! Mint!
Geek Booty Call… Sniffer – My sniffer wants to decode your packet.
Gourmet Booty Call… Infusion – There’s no refusin’ my infusion.
Soccer Booty Call… Passing – Come on, I’m getting tired of passing to myself. Goooaaalll!
Zombie Booty Call… Alphabet – If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put "U" and…
Two Spoons – At a restaurant, one of the customers notices that all of the…
Banker Joke – A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says…
Baby Drink – How do you make a baby drink? Stick it in the blender.
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Twinbians – What do you call twin lesbians? Lick-A-Likes!
Education in Arkansas – Why don’t they teach drivers ed. and sex ed. in the…
Sperm Donors Gross Income – Q: Why do they pay sperm donors? A: Because otherwise…
Social Activist Booty Call… Holding – You’re the only one I ever let hold me…
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