Monday, December 23
Pick up Lines
Panda Booty Call… Pregnant – You know how hard it is for you to get pregnant, so there’s nothing to worry about!
Redneck Booty Call… Elvis – Can I come over and…
Geek Booty Call… Google – Come on, I’m tired of…
Washington Booty Call… Lie – I cannot tell a lie. I’d like to be the…
Pirate Booty Call… Plank – How’d ya like to walk my plank? Yar!
Medieval Booty Call… Trick – My first trick as a wizard is to make your…
Jock Booty Call… Foul – Hey babe, I’d really like to foul you. High five!
Classic Booty Call… Undressed – I’ve been undressing you with my eyes, and I’d like…
Loser Booty Call… Interest – Hey, you wouldn’t be interested in… nah, of course you…
Forever Plaid – The proprietor of an adult store steps out to run a few…
Your Pants – Once upon a time there were these two bums walking down the…
American Divorce – If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move…
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Swallowing Viagra – Q: What happened to the man who swallowed his Viagra too slowly?A:…
Animal Heaven – A cat and a rooster die but end up in the wrong…
The Painter’s Eyesight – A world famous painter started losing her eyesight in the prime…
Dirty Aliens – A married couple was walking down the street when an alien spacecraft…
Dirty Swiss – Q: Whats brown and has holes? A: Swiss shit.
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