Sunday, January 26
Pick up Lines
Monkey Booty Call… Fur – I love a female who’s not afraid to pick the nits out of her own fur.
Zombie Booty Call… Hard – Hey babe, rigor mortis has…
Geek Booty Call… Rating – The thoughts I’m having about…
Astronaut Booty Call… Thruster – My thruster is firing as we speak!
Alien Booty Call… Leader – Take me to your leader! I hope he lives in…
Jock Booty Call… Low Post – I’m going to back you into the low post…
Jock Booty Call… Bat – Hey babe, I got a Louisville slugger… in my pants!…
Plumber Booty Call… Check – I need you to check my ballcock.
Medieval Booty Call… Help – I’d like to help you out of dis-dress.
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