Saturday, November 23
Pick up Lines
Clown Booty Call… Poodles – Can my dancing poodles watch? Honk honk!
Redneck Booty Call… Engines – Gentlemen, start your engines!
Gourmet Booty Call… Cucumber – I can teach you how…
Lincoln Booty Call… Beard – Let me know if my beard tickles.
Classic Booty Call… Tear – If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn’t…
Pirate Booty Call… Long John – Aren’t ya wonderin’ why they call me Long John?…
Geek Booty Call… Calculator – What’s your name? I want to see if I can…
Flight Attendant Booty Call… First Sight – Do you believe in love at first sight,…
Robot Booty Call… Drop – Pardon me, I think I may have dropped something. Oh,…
Constipated Accountant – Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He couldn’t budget so he…
Smellin’ Wood – Two brothers, Bob and Tom, both work for a lumberyard. One day,…
I See You! – A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
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