Thursday, January 9
Pick up Lines
Yoga Instructor Booty Call… Past – In my past life I was a horse; now I’m just hung like one.
Redneck Booty Call… Sister – C’mon, you’re my only sister!
Scientist Booty Call… Shift – Did you feel the shifting…
Superhero Booty Call… Fast – I’m faster than a speeding bullet. Except in bed.
Plumber Booty Call… Tailpiece – I need to check out your tailpiece.
Zombie Booty Call… Thief – Your father must be a thief, because he stole the…
Geek Booty Call… Beam – Beam me up, Slutty?
Panda Booty Call… WWF – You don’t get to be the face of the World…
Zombie Booty Call… Body – No, you mean over MY dead body!
Snobby Tampons – Q: What did one tampon say to the other?A: Nothing. They were…
Dirty Cowboy Mustache – Q: Why did the cowboy have sh*t in his mustache?A: ‘Cuz…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Red Lobster – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, Red Lobster…
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Condoms – Q: What did the dick say to the condom? A: Cover me –…
Redneck Booty Call… Teeth – The fewer teeth you have, the better I like it!
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… International Dateline – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought…
What do you get when you cross a Scottish… – What do you get when…
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