Friday, April 25
Pick up Lines
Monkey Booty Call… My Place – Why don’t we go back to my place and throw our feces at each other?
Zombie Booty Call… Tall – I’m not actually this tall.…
Pirate Booty Call… Swaggle – Care to horn my swaggle?…
Robot Booty Call… Drop – Pardon me, I think I may have dropped something. Oh,…
Contractor Booty Call… Rub – I need you to rub my sack joint.
Geek Booty Call… Keyboard – Tap my keypad and I’ll output gibberish all over you.
Contractor Booty Call… Strength – Would you like to test my tensile strength?
Jock Booty Call… Penalty – I’m going to have to penalize you fifteen yards for…
Geek Booty Call… Webcam – Do you have a webcam in your pocket? ‘Cause I…
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Leprechaun – What’s the difference between a leprechaun and gonorrhea? One’s a cunning runt.
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