Monday, November 25
Pick up Lines
Corporate Booty Call… Power Point – I know where your power point is.
Hairdresser Booty Call… Blow Out – In the mood for…
Geek Booty Call… Air – You’re a breath of fresh…
Pirate Booty Call… Plank – How’d ya like to walk my plank? Yar!
Medieval Booty Call… Trick – My first trick as a wizard is to make your…
Jock Booty Call… Foul – Hey babe, I’d really like to foul you. High five!
Classic Booty Call… Undressed – I’ve been undressing you with my eyes, and I’d like…
Loser Booty Call… Interest – Hey, you wouldn’t be interested in… nah, of course you…
Soccer Booty Call… Last – All you need to know is that I last for…
Going Way Postal – A guy applied for a job at a post office and…
Nasty Cashiers – A guy in a supermarket goes up to the cashier and places…
Pointless – Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?
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Blonde Bird Watcher – A blonde and her father are walking down a street when…
And God Created A Sleeping Man – A couple went to church every week, but…
Astronaut Booty Call… Drink – It’s true, we do drink ‘tang…
Gay Frogs – Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other?A: Wow! You…
Tree Menace – Q: What is green and fuzzy, has four legs, and will kill…
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