Sunday, November 24
Pick up Lines
Geek Booty Call… Stick – I’ll let you play with my analog stick. It’s got a rumble feature.
Geek Booty Call… Booger – If you were a booger,…
Corporate Booty Call… 401K – Baby, you are 401Kute!
Astronaut Booty Call… Hot – Baby, you’re hotter than the Apollo 1 fire!
Soccer Booty Call… Attacker – Can I bring a third attacker along? Goooaaalll!
Medieval Booty Call… Rack – Now there’s a rack I’d like to be stretched out…
Corporate Booty Call… Sick Day – I’ll show you a new meaning for "sick day."
Astronaut Booty Call… Launch – Much like a shuttle launch, my rocket also comes in…
Geek Booty Call… Throw – I think I’ve just failed my saving throw, because you’ve…
Rocky Mountain Oysters – Did you here about the man that died from eating Rocky…
Two Gay Men and a Shower – Two gay men, Paul and Tom, were making…
Walking in a Doggie Wonderland – To the tune of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland":Dog…
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