Thursday, January 9
Pick up Lines
Redneck Booty Call… Hog – Care to worm my hog?
Zombie Booty Call… Slab – I’ve got the biggest, hardest…
Robot Booty Call… Alphabet – If I could rearrange the…
Contractor Booty Call… Rod – Want to test my tamping rod?
Geek Booty Call… Welcome – Welcome… to the Dork Side!
Lincoln Booty Call… Score – Come on, I haven’t four-scored in seven years!
Jock Booty Call… Advantage – Hey babe, I promise I’ll give you the home field…
Loser Booty Call… Apartment – Wow, you have your own apartment? Yeah, it’s probably nicer…
Classic Booty Call… Angel – Did it hurt when you fell down from Heaven?
Tonight’s My Night – Prostitute 1: Tonight’s my night — I can smell c**k in…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… National Weather Agency – Yo’ Mama is so fat, the…
Oranges – A girl was a prostitute, but she did not want her grandma to…
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