Friday, April 25
Pick up Lines
Panda Booty Call… Eat – You eat bamboo, right?
Classic Booty Call… Lost – Are you lost, ma’am? Because…
Corporate Booty Call… HR – I’ll try not to get…
Medieval Booty Call… Grail – I’m searching for the Holy Grail. Can I check your…
Classic Booty Call… Airport – Is there an airport nearby, or is that my heart…
Astronaut Booty Call… Mission – My mission is to reach your core.
80s Booty Call… A-Team – Call me Dirk Benedict, because my Face belongs on your…
Pirate Booty Call… Anchor – Can I drop my anchor in your lagoon? Yar!
Yoga Instructor Booty Call… Free – Free yourself from your mind… as well as your…
The Unfortunate Penis – — You’ve got a hole in your head.– You always hang…
Geriatric Medicine – An old woman goes to the doctor’s office. The doctor gives her…
Smoke Rings – Three little boys were sitting around talking about their fathers. The first…
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Farmer and the Cow – A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all…
An elderly lady phoned her telephone company – An elderly lady phoned her telephone company…
The Train, the Soldier and the Poodle – After World War II, an American soldier…
Blonde Bird Watcher – A blonde and her father are walking down a street when…
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