Thursday, January 9
Pick up Lines
Panda Booty Call… Riddle – (Winking) What’s black and white, winks, and screws like a tiger?
Robot Booty Call… Angel – Am I dead, Angel? Because…
Geek Booty Call… Hacker – I’d love to hack your…
Scientist Booty Call… Rate – Haven’t I seen you before? Your rate of radioactive decay…
Corporate Booty Call… Mail Slot – I may have dropped something–I need to feel around…
Viking Booty Call… Horns – The only thing hornier than me is my helmet.
Hipster Booty Call… Recognition – You mean you don’t already know me?
Butcher Booty Call… Meat – I’ll pound your meat any way you want me to.
Classic Booty Call… Bones – There are 265 bones in the human body. Would you…
Mario LeMieux and Courtney Love – What do Mario LeMieux and Courtney Love have in…
Elephant Tampon – Q: What does an elephant use as tampon? A: A sheep.
There was a little boy and a little girl … – A little boy and…
More Jokes
Adam’s New Organs – One day God came to Adam and said, "I’ve got some…
She-Devil – A man would come home very late and very drunk every night. His…
Things Your Wife Won’t Say – — The smell of beer on your breath drives…
Social Activist Booty Call… Fight – Can you fight the power… in my pants?
Polygon – Q: What’s a polygon?A: A dead parrot.
Garage Of Love – How can you tell if a elephant had sex in your…
© 2025 Jokesaz. Designed by JokesAZ.