Friday, April 4
Pick up Lines
Monkey Booty Call… Fur – I love a female who’s not afraid to pick the nits out of her own fur.
Zombie Booty Call… Hard – Hey babe, rigor mortis has…
Geek Booty Call… Rating – The thoughts I’m having about…
Hipster Booty Call… Beer – Can I buy you an ironically lowbrow beer?
Alien Booty Call… Frelnacksee – You must be from Frelnacksee, ’cause you’re the only frelnack…
Classic Booty Call… Busy – Are you busy tonight at around 3 a.m.?
Corporate Booty Call… Hard Work – I see you’ve been noticing my hard work.
Clown Booty Call… Pie – Wanna throw your pie in my face? Honk honk!
Pirate Booty Call… Game – Hey, lass, how about a game I like to call,…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Axis of Evil – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, her…
Barnum & Bailey – Barnum & Bailey was transferring the circus from one town to…
Bob the Rectum Stretcher – After a long day of fishing, Bob speeds home on…
More Jokes
Jock Booty Call… Advantage – Hey babe, I promise I’ll give you the home field…
Bowling Ball vs. Prostitute – What’s the difference between a bowling ball and a prostitute?…
Gay Frogs – Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other?A: Wow! You…
Monica’s Gets Fired – What did Monica Lewinsky say when she got fired? I had…
Classic Booty Call… Drunk – I’m not drunk… you intoxicate me.
Pregnant Nun – A. How do you get a nun pregnant? Q. Dress her up…
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