Thursday, January 9
Pick up Lines
Geek Booty Call… Allergies – I’m allergic to three things: cheese, pollen, and not being with you.
Caveman Booty Call… Clubbing – You like clubbing? Really? Hey,…
Prom Booty Call… King – The prom king would like…
Geek Booty Call… Single – Are you single, or at least have a variant edition…
Dinosaur Booty Call… Pedal – Those other dinosaurs may be bipedal and quadrupedal, but I’m…
Contractor Booty Call… Adjustment – I need you to adjust my hose bibb.
Gourmet Booty Call… Marinate – Can I marinate in your juices?
Corporate Booty Call… Box – I’d like to think inside your box.
Classic Booty Call… Glasses – If I borrowed your glasses, could I see you home?
Captain’s Brave Shirt – The first mate asks the ship captain why he always wears…
Blondes and cow patties – What do blondes and cow patties have in common? The…
Party! – Question: If you went to a party and woke up with a condom…
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Washington Booty Call… Revolution – I cannot tell a lie. You’ve started a revolution in…
Why I Am So Tired – For a couple years I’ve been blaming it on…
Beatles – What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.
Wavey Blonde – Why did they have to stop doing the wave at the Skydome…
Nerds vs. Blonde Co-Eds – Q: What’s the difference between nerdy co-eds and blonde co-eds?A:…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Sits Around – Yo’ Mama is so fat, that when…
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