Sunday, April 6
Pick up Lines
Zombie Booty Call… Get Some – How about I get some brain?
Astrologer Booty Call… Moon – I think my moon is…
Lincoln Booty Call… Theater – Care to join me at…
Gourmet Booty Call… Eating Out – Sure, I love to cook, but that doesn’t mean…
Pirate Booty Call… Boat – Come back to my ship and we’ll splice the mainbrace.…
Superhero Booty Call… Mild-Mannered – My secret identity? Mild-mannered porn star.
Jock Booty Call… Box – Hey babe, can I get into your penalty box? High…
Viking Booty Call… Red – Would you like to meet Erik the Red?
Zombie Booty Call… CPR – I hope you know CPR, ’cause you’re taking my breath…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stanky… Monkey Poop – Yo’ Mama is so stanky, monkeys throw…
A Daring New Position – Husband: Shall we try a new positon tonight? Wife: Sure.…
Green and Yellow – What’s green and yellow and eats nuts? Gonorrhea.
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Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Act Her Age – Yo’ Mama is so old, when…
Classic Booty Call… Jaw – Pardon me, I think I may have dropped something. Oh,…
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