Sunday, November 24
Pick up Lines
Panda Booty Call… Aphrodisiac – Forget rhino horn. The most powerful Chinese aphrodisiac is panda bone. And I got your stash right here.
Pirate Booty Call… Hands – You’ll need both hands to…
Corporate Booty Call… Productivity – I bet you can increase…
Geek Booty Call… Contact – Please come home with me so I can experience… First…
Astronaut Booty Call… Drink – It’s true, we do drink ‘tang…
Lincoln Booty Call… Title – You know, they also used to call me "The Great…
Geek Booty Call… Hands – These calluses only mean I’m good with my hands.
80s Booty Call… Casio – Wanna play my Casio? I keep it in my pants.…
Pirate Booty Call… Staring – Don’t mind my staring. Your chest is see-worthy. Yar!
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Two Old Ladies – Two old ladies are at the movies. "Psst," says one old…
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