Sunday, November 24
Pick up Lines
Geek Booty Call… Droid – Are you the droid I’m looking for?
Astronaut Booty Call… Uranus – My mission? A straight shot…
Zombie Booty Call… Sign – Hey, what’s your sign? Mine’s…
Zombie Booty Call… Astrology – What’s your sign? I hope it’s "I do it with…
Corporate Booty Call… Transfer – I’d like to make an internal transfer.
Zombie Booty Call… Arms – You know what I like about you? My arms. Just…
Viking Booty Call… Tundra – Hey baby, let me warm your frozen tundra.
Lincoln Booty Call… Cabin – I’ve got the beginnings of a log cabin in my…
Classic Booty Call… If I’m Wrong – F**k me if I’m wrong, but I think…
Men and Diapers – Q: Why are men like diapers?A: They are always on your…
Oh, Say Can You See — Oh, You Can’t – A guy sees a classified…
The Cork – A guy in the locker room saw another guy with a piece…
More Jokes
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Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Speed Dial – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she put…
Alien Booty Call… Atmosphere – Perhaps you would like to exchange fluids and secretions in…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Compliment – Yo’ Mama is so fat, "fat" is a…
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