Wednesday, January 8
Pick up Lines
Contractor Booty Call… Nailing – I’d like to start with some back nailing.
Yoga Instructor Booty Call… Energies – Did you feel that?…
Medieval Booty Call… Sword – I’ll bet you have a…
Pirate Booty Call… Head – Need to use the head? I’ve got one you can…
Robot Booty Call… Real – My intelligence may be artificial, but the attraction is real,…
Jock Booty Call… Receiver – Hey babe, will you be my receiver? High five!
Astronaut Booty Call… Skylab – I’m gonna fall on you like Skylab.
Corporate Booty Call… Loop – I want you to reach out and loop me in.
Medieval Booty Call… Bodkin – Why yes, that is a bodkin in my codpiece. I…
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