Friday, April 25
Pick up Lines
Panda Booty Call… Riddle – (Winking) What’s black and white, winks, and screws like a tiger?
Robot Booty Call… Angel – Am I dead, Angel? Because…
Geek Booty Call… Hacker – I’d love to hack your…
Geek Booty Call… Palm – You make me wanna use my Palm.
80s Booty Call… Call – Who ya gonna call? How about me? Mint!
Zombie Booty Call… Get Some – How about I get some brain?
Astrologer Booty Call… Moon – I think my moon is rising.
Lincoln Booty Call… Theater – Care to join me at the theater this evening?
Robot Booty Call… Beauty – You are so beautiful you give the sun reason to…
Sunday School Daze – Mary can’t stand Sunday school, but her brother William doesn’t have…
Hold the Mayo – Two college roommates are about to go to bed. The guy…
Careful What You Wish For – A couple was golfing one day on a very,…
More Jokes
Early Morning Rings – One night, Sam went out drinking only to find the next…
IBM and Lightbulbs – How many IBM employees does it take to screw in a…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Speed Limit – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, when the…
Classic Booty Call… Tired – Your legs must be tired from running through my mind…
The Blonde’s Roadside Emergency – A blonde’s car breaks down. A cop pulls up and…
K-Marts in Afghanistan – Did you know they are taking out all the K-Marts in…
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