Sunday, November 24
Pick up Lines
Plumber Booty Call… Tailpiece – I need to check out your tailpiece.
Zombie Booty Call… Thief – Your father must be a…
Geek Booty Call… Beam – Beam me up, Slutty?
Geek Booty Call… Game – I can think of a game in which you play…
Caveman Booty Call… Evolution – I think I just evolved into Homo Erectus.
Jock Booty Call… Hole – Hey babe, can I take it to the hole? High…
Panda Booty Call… Aphrodisiac – Forget rhino horn. The most powerful Chinese aphrodisiac is panda…
Pirate Booty Call… Hands – You’ll need both hands to hoist my main bow. Yar!
Corporate Booty Call… Productivity – I bet you can increase my productivity.
Yo’ Mama Is So Stanky… Monkey Poop – Yo’ Mama is so stanky, monkeys throw…
Turtle Soup – A waitress walks up to a man to take his order. "I’d…
The Seven Dwarves Go to Rome – The seven dwarves are in Rome and they…
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Redneck Booty Call… Engines – Gentlemen, start your engines!
Late for School – Mother: "Come on, Victor, you have to get out of bed…
Breast Milk Mustache – A question had appeared in a student’s medical examination which read:…
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