Friday, April 25
Pick up Lines
Monkey Booty Call… Fur – I love a female who’s not afraid to pick the nits out of her own fur.
Zombie Booty Call… Hard – Hey babe, rigor mortis has…
Geek Booty Call… Rating – The thoughts I’m having about…
Panda Booty Call… Eat – You eat bamboo, right?
Classic Booty Call… Lost – Are you lost, ma’am? Because Heaven’s a long way from…
Corporate Booty Call… HR – I’ll try not to get any human resources on you.
Contractor Booty Call… Slab – Want to take a look at my hung slab?
Caveman Booty Call… Hot – You’re the hottest thing since fire. I know it’s not…
Corporate Booty Call… Proactive – Something’s getting proactive in my pants!
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Daddy’s Toe – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she bit…
Goverment Wrestling Federation – 13> Driving your fellow Congressman into the turnbuckle now considered…
Yo’ Mama Is So Dirty… Roaches – Yo’ Mama is so dirty, roaches check into…
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Yo Mama”s so fat… Jerry Springer – Yo Mama”so fat she was on Jerry Springer…
Blonde lumberjack – This blonde woman went to Canada to seek her fortune as a…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Don King – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, her armpits…
One Man’s Torture: A Golfing Tale – One day a man and his wife went…
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