Sunday, November 24
Pick up Lines
Hipster Booty Call… Music – Want to go back to my place and listen to this band before they sell out?
Blogger Booty Call… Number – Unless you give me your…
Panda Booty Call… Pregnant – You know how hard it…
Zombie Booty Call… Stealing – I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.…
Classic Booty Call… Phone Number – I seem to have lost my phone number. Could…
Geek Booty Call… Machine – I’m more machine now than man… and I think you…
Airport Security Guard Booty Call… Baggage – Wow, you have a lot of baggage. Do…
Robot Booty Call… Phaser – If you were a phaser, you would be set on…
Redneck Booty Call… Trailer – A tornado knocked down my trailer. Can I go home…
Women vs. Dog Poop – Q: What’s the similarity between a woman and dog poop?A:…
Smallest Hotel – What is the smallest hotel in the world? A pussy – because…
Queen & Celibacy – Long time ago, in the land of Persia there lived a…
More Jokes
Rodeo – Q: What did the snail say when it caught a ride on the…
Swallowing Viagra – Q: What happened to the man who swallowed his Viagra too slowly?A:…
Corporate Booty Call… Chain – I’ve got something you can take up the chain.
Blonde Tag – Q: How many blondes does it take to play tag?A: One.
Bellboy – Once there was a church that had a bell that no one could…
The Homeless Couple and the Priest – This priest was driving to his church when…
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