Tuesday, January 7
Pick up Lines
Panda Booty Call… Riddle – (Winking) What’s black and white, winks, and screws like a tiger?
Robot Booty Call… Angel – Am I dead, Angel? Because…
Geek Booty Call… Hacker – I’d love to hack your…
Medieval Booty Call… Trick – My first trick as a wizard is to make your…
Jock Booty Call… Foul – Hey babe, I’d really like to foul you. High five!
Classic Booty Call… Undressed – I’ve been undressing you with my eyes, and I’d like…
Loser Booty Call… Interest – Hey, you wouldn’t be interested in… nah, of course you…
Soccer Booty Call… Last – All you need to know is that I last for…
Redneck Booty Call… Truck – That’s why they call it a pick-up truck!
Pretty Hair – A guy admired the hair of three girls. He walked by one…
You Can’t Put HimTogether Again – What’s green and red, and goes 100 mph? A…
How does herpes leave the hospital? – How does herpes leave the hospital? On crotches.
More Jokes
Classic Booty Call… Morning – Should I call you in the morning, or nudge you?
One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly – One night, George W. Bush is…
Corporate Booty Call… Sick Day – I’ll show you a new meaning for "sick day."
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Clippers Game – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she went…
Oprah and Airport Security – Q: Did you hear why Rosie O’Donnell got arrested?A: Airport…
Geek Booty Call… Machine – I’m more machine now than man… and I think you…
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