Sunday, November 24
Pick up Lines
Panda Booty Call… Pregnant – You know how hard it is for you to get pregnant, so there’s nothing to worry about!
Redneck Booty Call… Elvis – Can I come over and…
Geek Booty Call… Google – Come on, I’m tired of…
Washington Booty Call… Delaware – I cannot tell a lie. I’d cross the Delaware for…
Dinosaur Booty Call… Ass – Hatchling, you put the "ass" in Jurassic.
Booty Call… Becoming Shirt – Gee, that shirt is very becoming on you. Of course,…
Viking Booty Call… Fjords – Hey, nice fjords!
Soccer Booty Call… Kick – Want to see my banana kick? Goooaaalll!
Zombie Booty Call… Stealing – I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.…
That’s Meaty – A man walked in to his local butcher to find his regular…
Huntin’ License – A man named Jed went hunting near the border of Alabama and…
Good Samaritan – Bob walks into a public bathroom and notices a guy with no…
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Jock Booty Call… Positions – Hey babe, soccer players know eleven positions! High five!
Genealogy vs. Gynecology – Q: What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?A:…
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