Sunday, January 5
Pick up Lines
Panda Booty Call… Aphrodisiac – Forget rhino horn. The most powerful Chinese aphrodisiac is panda bone. And I got your stash right here.
Pirate Booty Call… Hands – You’ll need both hands to…
Corporate Booty Call… Productivity – I bet you can increase…
Pirate Booty Call… Anchor – Can I drop my anchor in your lagoon? Yar!
Yoga Instructor Booty Call… Free – Free yourself from your mind… as well as your…
Jock Booty Call… Love Bowl – Congratulations, you’ve ranked high enough in the polls to…
Exterminator Booty Call… Termites – I’d love to get my hands on your termite mounds.
Astrologer Booty Call… Planet – My third planet is misaligned. Can you adjust it for…
Classic Booty Call… Drunk – I’m not drunk… you intoxicate me.
A Lesson In Morals – One day at the end of class, little Johnny’s teacher…
Incest Farm – What do you call an incestuous nephew? An aunt-eater.
A Little Cannibalism Humor, Folks – Did you hear the one about the cannibal who…
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Geek Booty Call… Internet – Let me show you why they call me… The Webmaster.
Lightbulbs vs Pregnant Women – What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?…
Alexander and Kermit – Q: What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Bath – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is…
Swimmimg…it’s not a sport… – Swimmimg…it’s not a sport, it’s a way to keep from…
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